“HUGH GRANT was at my table and said: ‘I don’t even know who you are. Are you on a reality show?’ I replied, ‘Well I don’t know who you are, except you f**ked a prostitute.’ Everyone went silent, including his then-girlfriend JEMIMA KHAN, and in the most posh English accent ever, Hugh replied, ‘You b**ch!’ Mum burst out laughing and then he did. It broke the ice.” KELLY OSBOURNE on her first meeting with the ABOUT A BOY actor.